Greetings from the (Current) Lord of the Realm
Hrm. Hello, citizen! You seem lost. Perhaps you'd be interested in knowing about our fine heritage?
Our altruistic archives tell of grand tales and the history of our kind. Of grandious tales within our fair city and beyond!
Our Scholar-pioneers have invented this wonderful format called "comics". With its power, our historical tales are comparably easy to comprehend.
Interested? Good. Very good! Go and read. And please, don't suddenly wander into my room like this again.