#351 Das Attendant Thinks

March 10, 2023
So that’s what thinking looks like.


Tuple and Smugastut the guards, along with Sharpie the detective, leave Das Attendant to stand behind his desk and stare into the distance.
Tuple: “I wanted more snacks.”
Smugastut: “What a useless guy! He’s not doing anything!”
Sharpie: “Some of us need to think things through first, Smugastut.”

The guards and the detective walk into the distance, towards Lord of the Realm. Das Attendant is in the foreground, still staring in shock.
Smugastut: “That doesn’t look like thinking to me!”
Sharpie: “Oi, yer Lordship!”

Suddenly Das Attendant snaps back to normal, realizing how he will manage the big task ahead of him. Meanwhile, Sharpie has reached the Lord and has an inaudible talk to them.
Das Attendant: “Belli! With her help I can do it!”

“Hello. Did you know you can be an official citizen of Buffet?”

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Stygian Lord

Stygian Lord says:

And here I was hoping that expression would remain permanent. Oh well.

Next time, you’ll get to see someone who has interacted with some of the readers, but nobody has yet to see.

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