#173 Derby WaresOctober 18, 2019
Shopkeeper: “Customers?! Don’t you know not to disobey the crabs? Get in!”
Shopkeeper: “Sit down! Allow me to show you the merchandise!”
Shopkeeper: “Let’s see, you look like the type who are looking for a…”
Shopkeeper: “...war-steed! Yes! No? In that case, a beauty for a show! No? A glarer to scare your neighbour, perhaps? Oh, I’ll figure you out.”
Are we allowed to speak yet? Yes? No?
...okay, we’ll wait.
There are... different types?! Can't we just buy a no-brainer classic edition and be on our way? A derby is a derby, simple as that!