#173 Derby WaresOctober 18, 2019
Shopkeeper: “Customers?! Don’t you know not to disobey the crabs? Get in!”
Shopkeeper: “Sit down! Allow me to show you the merchandise!”
Shopkeeper: “Let’s see, you look like the type who are looking for a…”
Shopkeeper: “...war-steed! Yes! No? In that case, a beauty for a show! No? A glarer to scare your neighbour, perhaps? Oh, I’ll figure you out.”
Do you like owls? Proclaim your love to the world!
Are we allowed to speak yet? Yes? No?
...okay, we’ll wait.
There are... different types?! Can't we just buy a no-brainer classic edition and be on our way? A derby is a derby, simple as that!