#441 Eternal Birdie is Angy
November 29, 2024
Transcript
Eternal Birdie pecks the Aviatar's head in anger. Sharpie the detective and the cat-like Beast Lord stand nearby, looking shocked.
Eternal Birdie: Stop dying every other day, you duck! I’m tired of this! You’re ruining my eternal sleep!
The Aviatar grabs the bird in his hand and opens a pouch on his belt.
Eternal Birdie: You got a bunch of stuff to one-shot those guys. I’ve seen it floating in the bag! What’re you saving them for?! The apocalypse? USE YOUR FRIGGIN’ STUFF!
The Aviatar stuffs the angry bird in his pouch.
Eternal Birdie: Mmph! Mmpp-mpph! MMMPH–ZZZzzzz...
Stygian Lord says:
If you ever wondered why the Aviatar switched from wearing his full suit of armor to that seemingly unprotective tunic... I’m sure he enjoys having less restrictions in his movements, but having a permanent alarm clock to death in your pouch likely sealed the deal.
The Eternal Birdie (actual name unknown) rests in an eternal slumber, only waking up when a nearby person’s heart stops thumbing.
And a little fun fact: it’s only one of the Aviatar’s many ways of getting back up from lethal mishaps.