#86 Fan Mail to Lord, Part Three

February 16, 2018
Honestly, why would anyone want to send mail to Lord of the Realm?

Transcript

Piff: Greetings. It is I, the Lord. It seems that more kindling– I mean, fan mail, has arrived.

Fan mail: Dear Piff, weren't you the current Piff the last time?
Piff: Sure, why not.

Fan mail: I saw a huge posse riding up the Stately Tower right now.
Piff: … You there, hold my crown! I need to visit the other side of that conveniently placed hiding place for a moment.

New Piff: Hi! New Piff here–gackkk!

Piff: I’m back. Where were we?

Fan mail: I can't find my tippy mug!!!
Piff: Have you tried looking from your gareus?

Fan mail: My what!!!?
Piff: Your back-basket.

Fan mail: That's where it was!!!
Piff: You’re welcome.

Fan mail: I haven't seen my neighbours in a while. Maybe the spider ate them? What do I do?
Piff: Go and ask her. If you get eaten, please report to your local DLEP Officer and file a murder mystery.

Narration: Fight pigeon unemployment – send your fan mail today!

Big Sister

Big Sister says:

Lately there have been many owl people looking in through the windows.

I try greeting them, but they just run away hooting hysterically.

It’s rather depressing actually.

Would you at least sit down for a moment and read these with me?

*eight begging spidey eyes*


Soul’s Journey by Sophie Pf – Trapped in a wolf's body a prince has to find a way to stop a war.


Children of Eldair by Jemma Young – A sorcerer saves a girl from flesh-eating demons. After trying to use magic to find her friends, he’s trapped in a vision of the past – one that will help him save the world and the girl he loves.