#141 Fan Mail to Lord, Part 7

March 8, 2019
Responding to mail comes with a medium amount of responsibility to please the readers.

Transcript

Piff: Oh, I have mail! I didn’t even know that was part of this job! Let’s read some.

Fan mail: Do you like cookies? If so, what kind?
Piff: Why did you have to remind me? Now I crave for mix-tail cookies (it has all kinds of tails in it, rat, fish, banana etc.). The Lord brand cookies with crown shape are the best!

Fan mail: If you eat your crown, does that count towards being Piff? I’m...... asking for a friend.
Piff: Keehhk-kkhhhhk! Khk! (Translation: Yes! This is brilliant! But please keep it a secret!)

Fan mail: Is it true that Owls can turn their necks all the way around? As Piff of course you can do that twice right?
Piff: *turns head 90 degrees*
Piff: *turns head 270 degrees*
Piff: *turns head undeterminable degrees*
Piff: *tumbled on floor*

Narration: Don’t worry, we got the crown out! ...also, Piff is fine, probably.

Do you like owls? Proclaim your love to the world!

Gheralf

Gheralf says:

What did we learn from today’s Piff?

It is dangerous to follow ideas without thinking them through first!

But also very funny! Anywaydonotdoitokayitrustyou.

Vayandil

Vayandil says:

Oh, fan mail, you trickster. On a more positive note, I saw this Piff in town soon after she got replaced and she was training head turns. Maybe she will one day be the first person to reach two full cycles!

Big Sister

Big Sister says:

Comic of the week event is over, but here's an encore for one of the comics featured earlier:


Gifts of Wandering Ice – Sci-fi story about ancient things people find in melting icebergs and the apocalypse that, surprisingly, made humanity better.