#34 Fan Mail to Lord, Part 1February 17, 2017
Hello. Hello? Lord here. Recently I have received some mail. Let’s have a look-see!
Fan mail: Dear Piff. You are very handsome.
Piff: Stop calling me that. And thank you.
Fan mail: Thank you for saving my chicken the other day.
Piff: I don’t think that was me.
Fan mail: I don’t like my neighbours. They keep standing by the window and staring at me.
Piff: Maybe try talking to them?
Fan mail: I don’t want to.
Piff: How in tarnation did you respond so quickly?
Fan mail: Can we trade places?
Piff: I don’t think you have recognised my authority yet. Could I interest you in some authority recognition? Hello? Hello..? Answer me, dangit!
Narration: Now you can send your fan mail to Piff!
Ever wanted to become a barker? Here is your chance!
Apparently Piffs receive quite a bit of mail. It is of no use, but people keep doing it anyway. Feel free to add to the pile. Maybe you will get an answer some day? That would be nice, wouldn't it?
I was on a vacation. It was very nice. So, we now decided to try this new format where Piff goes through some of the fan mail. There will be a new real comic next week, so do not worry.