#374 Fixing Art

August 18, 2023
You fix art by putting rocks on top of it.

Transcript

The revolution leader, Stygian Lord is placing black pieces of rock on top of a broken wide pedestal that resembles the base of a stone slab. People in black cloaks stand by and watch, as well as the spy who has secretly emerged from the floorboards. Small black-cloaked individual sits on the side, cleaning a pair of scissors.
Top Hat: “The leader’s placed some of the heavy rocks on top of the piece of art!”
Sharpie: “I’m gonna need a drawing of this “piece of art”. Can you do that?”
Top Hat: “My ears’ll draw it!”
Sharpie: “Great. How’s Team 1?”

Guards standing in a staircase, their eyes fixed on a growing hole on the stone tile wall. One of the guards has a big hammer, while another is wielding a broken nunchuck weapon.
Top Hat: “Team 1 is on standby! They’re ready to bust in at any time!”
Sharpie: “Good, but we ain’t in a hurry. Let ‘em chisel the other side a bit more.”

We return to Stygian Lord and the black stone slab. A person in a black cap and black t-shirt is on their knees and hands, gesturing a thumb-up at their leader. The spy and the small black-cloaked individual wonder who the newcomer is.
Top Hat: “Bro! There’s someone without a cloak posing in front of the piece of art!”
Sharpie: “What the fluff is happening in there? I need that drawing!”

Stygian Lord

Stygian Lord says:

It’s a good thing we’re the ones handling the drawings in this comic at the moment.

Otherwise, our readers would be as in the dark as Sharpie here.