#116 Give it to Cacko

September 14, 2018
Take care of yourself! If you don’t... well, others will do it for you.


Unfortunately, Cacko is still conked. Nothing seems to motivate her.

But worry not! We are keeping her company until she retains her sanity.

We think she likes the outdoors, so she frequents the street.
We gave her a placard, so maybe the passersby will come up with something.
Cacko’s placard: Help.


Gheralf says:

We were so sure music could help her snap out of it. Not sure what to do next. I feel like a I need to take a long nap to think about it.


Vayandil says:

The text on Cacko's sign is translated from our language for your convenience.

Mystery Horse's troubadours were kind enough to play us a few energetic tunes, even though they did not help Cacko at all. We have also tried screaming, “HELP!!!” from the top of our lungs, but it did not bring us the Crusaders who got Cacko moving earlier. Now my throat feels sore.

Big Sister

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