#445 Goodbye Quackles

December 27, 2024
Alas, I wanted to hear more battle rap.

Transcript

Shining hero, The Aviatar, a magical foot in his hand, focuses his attention on Quackles the jester. Quackles starts a dance along with a rap song.
Quackles: Yo, who’s the fool now, A-boy? You thought you were slick, but put against me and you’re just a little chick.

Quackles shakes their butt.
Quackles: ‘Cause I’m Quackles! I’m the master of jest! Pranks and side quests, I handle ‘em best! From poetry to games and tactics to battle raps, face me and you’ll suffer more than little mishaps!

Quackles balances on one flipper.
Quackles: And if you haven’t noticed, you’ve been outmaneuvered. Oh, here’s a little recap for how you got skewered:

Weapons, gone. Ingredients, wasted! And your skills as a warrior? A little kitty got you bested!

The Aviatar speaks Quackles' true name off panel, making a toe in the magical foot snap.
The Aviatar: Joe Jeffrey Jeffersson Jr.
SFX: Snap!

Quackles jumps into the air, forming their signature pose: arms and legs in a starfish form.
Quackles: But for me that’s not even the prize most grand. Take a good look at what lies there in your hand: a swirly stick with five toes? More like there’s only one left of those!

Oh and guess what: there’s one more thing! But I’ll leave that to my homeboy Styggie to explain.

Quackles gets sucked into a vortex.
Quackles: ‘Cause I’m done! And I’m leaving with glee. Until next time, A-boy! It’s time for me to go wheeeeeeeeee!

Stygian Lord

Stygian Lord says:

Joe Jeffrey Jeffersson Jr. got exactly what he came for.