#87 Lord of Quarrel

February 23, 2018
The Lord of Quarrel sure likes sophiscated double talk!


Well, that was fun, but we really need to get back to leaving the keep. Wait... is that a Piff?

Piff: Blasphemous fodder-ticklers! How dare you enter the authorative vicinity of the supreme crowned head! You heath cobblers, you worn-out shoes! You winter-slapped suckers of the sun! Your mothers dance with bears in the forest! You should swing your heads at a bit of pudding until your snouts tingle with immoral acrimony! Even the moon grins at your overcooked pastries and lemons pour margarites in your saddlebags! May a thousand camels lick your toes and deers tangent sideways next to your supper while trees pose fanatically and children cry as they gaze upon your furry mugs!

Narration: It was a sour Piff.

Big Sister

Big Sister says:

I started making preparations. This house needs an attic.

You can sit in the corner and help hand me comics while I hammer.

C’mon. I’ll even let you read some in the meanwhile. These are my this week’s recommendations!

Spare Keys for Strange Doors by Lucy Lyall – Two experts in the supernatural help ordinary people with their extraordinary problems. Please note: results are guaranteed, but satisfaction is not.

XII: Of Magic and Muses by Kristen Kiomall-Evans – Willow lives in a mundane and restricted school, which ends up being the worst place someone could get gifted a magical necklace. Desperately trying to contain the magic within, this act of futility seems to just make matters worse. As the necklace crumbles the school's secrets around her, Willow is left to wonder if it was a gift sent by friend or foe?

Damsels Don't Wear Glasses by Jessica "Alice" Bown – In Persephone, an impossible city of myth, magic and mystery, Lave Faraday is chosen to look after a boy from another world. Now she must fight off the less than savory denizens who seek to take him for their own purposes.