#353 Lordish Secretary Listens

Lordish Secretary sits and listens to Das Attendant's speech while snacking on roasted bugs. A pigeon is sitting on her head.
Introduction: Bellif Distra - Lordish Secretary
Das Attendant: “Das Law needs to be moved! Can you believe that?!”

Zoom in a little closer to the Secretary. She throws a bug into her mouth. The pigeon takes interest in one of Das Attendant's speech balloons.
Das Attendant: “This is a historical moment! Never before seen in the history of Das Attendants! And I get to do it! It’s so incredible! But then I realized...”

Zoom in closer still to the Secretary. She calmly crunches the bug between her beak, as the pigeon is getting crunched between invasive speech balloons.
Das Attendant: “There’s so many notes! You know what it looks like! I never imagined I’d have to move it! I just had to keep it readable! What if something goes wrong while I’m packing it?! If one of the strings comes loose and I can’t remember where it was attached?! Or I… lose some of the notes?! What if I topple and the rats and pigeons devour the entire thing in their grubby little mouths?!”

Lordish Secretary stands up, dropping the poor crunched pigeon off her head.
Lordish Secretary: "Eh wot, let’s have a look at what we can do, then."