#357 Lord’s Delegate’s DoorApril 21, 2023
Having successfully unlocked the door, Lordish Secretary pushes it with all her might. Something is jamming the door. Das Attendant stands by the side, fists on hips.
Lordish Secretary: “We’re opening the door now, fogies! Umphty-wottin’-doo, why is it so heavy?”
Das Attendant: “That’s weird.”
Door opens suddenly and a stream of shining coins sweeps through the secretary. Das Attendant jumps in reaction.
Lordish Secretary: “WOT!? Just a minute! Getting swept by money!”
The secretary is stuck inside a pile of coins, her limbs protruding here and there from the pile. Das Attendant ignores the secretary's plight and peeks through the now open door.
Das Attendant: “We can’t accept these. We haven’t made the formal plea yet.”
Lordish Secretary: “Eh wot…”
Stygian Lord says:
You think that’s a big pile of money?
Wait until you see inside the room.