#357 Lord’s Delegate’s Door

April 21, 2023
In my days, the doors were never this hard.

Transcript

Having successfully unlocked the door, Lordish Secretary pushes it with all her might. Something is jamming the door. Das Attendant stands by the side, fists on hips.
Lordish Secretary: “We’re opening the door now, fogies! Umphty-wottin’-doo, why is it so heavy?”
Das Attendant: “That’s weird.”

Door opens suddenly and a stream of shining coins sweeps through the secretary. Das Attendant jumps in reaction.
Lordish Secretary: “WOT!? Just a minute! Getting swept by money!”

The secretary is stuck inside a pile of coins, her limbs protruding here and there from the pile. Das Attendant ignores the secretary's plight and peeks through the now open door.
Das Attendant: “We can’t accept these. We haven’t made the formal plea yet.”
Lordish Secretary: “Eh wot…”

“Hello. Did you know you can be an official citizen of Buffet?”

Tell me more!
Stygian Lord

Stygian Lord says:

You think that’s a big pile of money?

Wait until you see inside the room.