#190 Mess Burrow

February 14, 2020
In order to eat, you need a place.

Transcript

This is the “mess burrow”. It looks rather average for an eatery, with tables and all.
Food is prepared and served by this fellow here, Ikilari, better known as the “potmate”.

People line up to get their share. The potmate greets everybody with a friendly peck and a clean plate.

Everybody in this village eats only once a day. At the same place.
At the same time!

“Hello. Did you know you can be an official citizen of Buffet?”

Tell me more!
Gheralf

Gheralf says:

No wonder everyone here is so small. One has to eat much more often to grow big like us!

Vayandil

Vayandil says:

Silly fellows! That is not how you use the table! In fact, can a table be a table anymore if people sit on it? That is what chairs are for; sitting. So they made a table a chair by sitting on it…

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Do not mind me, fellows! You are doing it right!

Big Sister

Big Sister says:

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Sombulus is a world-hopping adventure following a magic scavenger, a curious inventor who talks to machines, and a zealous paladin in their ridiculous adventures around the Myriad Worlds, trying to fix the problems they find... and the ones they create. Chapter 3 provides a good sampler arc if you're new to the story, or start at the beginning of the archive here!


Monster Lands features a wide cast of characters on their own adventures as they dig deeper and deeper holes for themselves. Cay they ever stop digging? Rated Mature for violence and language.