#220 Safe and Calm SketchesSeptember 11, 2020
Oh, we completely forgot to report about the chickens’ combat suits! Here are some artist renditions of a chicken inside a warsack.
*sketches of chickens riding derbies and wearing costumes*
You would think that they only wear those sacks during their battle re-enactments. Yet, much like the villagers of the Burrows, they seemed to wear them any time while on derbyback.
Uhh, what else...
There sure was a lot of grass.
*a single blade of grass*
And there were bugs in the grass.
*a single bug appears on blade of grass*
Whole bug families!
*bug family appears*
Since the chickens live in the grass...
... do the bugs have their own chickens?!!
*tiny chickens living with the bugs*
Does that mean chickens eat chicken?!
*giant beak appears*
Eaten! All eaten!
*crosses over everything*
More! More! Draw more! Anything to ignore the drop to certain death around us!
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