#300 Sharp Entrance

March 18, 2022
Eh, I don’t think that entrance was that sharp.

Transcript

Smugastut shaking Oman violently. A guard in the background, fighting to keep the hobos from pouring out of the hole in the brick wall. Smugastut: “What’s the protocol?! Why’s the protocol?! WHO’S THE PROTOCOL?! TELL ME, OMAN!”

Zooming into the guard at the hole in the wall. A small dirty hobo has stood up on top of the guard and a random hobo's face.

The small hobo jumps onto the ground. SFX: “HOP!” Smugastut notices the stray hobo, still holding onto the shaken and extremely tired Oman.

Smugastut grabs the small hobo from his collar and raises him off the ground. Smugastut: “PROTOCOL! I mean... STOP!”

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Stygian Lord

Stygian Lord says:

And so, a worthy opponent steps onto the stage.