#415 Sharpie Gets Slapped

May 31, 2024
FWUP! SLAP! Off goes a Sharpie!

Transcript

Being dangled by his coat, Sharpie the detective looks down at the battle between the Aviatar and Beast Lord. The Aviatar is wiping the cat-like lord's face with a quick spin.
Sharpie: “If the Aviatar can mop the floor with the cat, he’ll be able to focus on this hand next.”

Keeptender, the giant floating hand, waves casually Sharpie around.
Sharpie: “The next concern’s the duck. It ain’t done nothin’ all this time. What’s its purpose?”
Quackles: “Hint: It’s time to use the ammunition. Bomb away!”

Unexpectedly, Keeptender throws Sharpie into the air.
Sharpie: “Eh?”
SFX: “FWUP”

Keeptender slaps Sharpie with all its might, sending him flying downward like a speeding bullet.
SFX: “SLAP!”

“Hello. Did you know you can be an official citizen of Buffet?”

Tell me more!
Stygian Lord

Stygian Lord says:

In case it hasn’t been clear until now, only the Lords can hear Quackles’ hints.

Nyx’s earrings and Keeptender’s cufflink aren’t just for show. I supplied those to allow these three to communicate quietly.

Big Sister

Big Sister says:

Gasp! The owls have a theme song now?!

Probably not. It's way too calm for a realm like this.