#360 Sharpie Tells Piff
May 12, 2023Transcript
Sharpie the detective holds out a writing coal and a piece of paper at the timid Lord of the Realm, who is sitting on a throne. The Lord has just knocked down the previous Lord, who is sitting on the floor unconscious. Tuple the guard pokes his head from the side.
Sharpie: “Please sign this.”
Lord of the Realm: “Umm. My neighbours told me not to sign any more random documents from strangers.”
Tuple: “You left out the revolutionists’ black cloaks!”
Sharpie keeps holding out the coal and the piece of paper at the Lord of the Realm, who has now changed into a demanding person. The previous Lord lies on the floor, legs upwards, evidently having been knocked out by the new Lord. Tuple pokes Sharpie in an attempt to get his attention.
Sharpie: “Please sign this.”
Lord of the Realm: “You! Step on that trap door! I wanna see how it works.”
Tuple: “You left out the thistle-stick warriors!”
Sharpie still holds out the coal and the piece of paper, as the Lord has changed once again – into a very scared person. The previous Lord can be seen unconscious behind the throne. Tuple looks Sharpie with sad eyes.
Sharpie: “Please sign this.”
Lord of the Realm: “FORRRMMMS!!!?? GET IT AWAY FROM MEEE!”
Stygian Lord says:
The struggle remains real.
I see this is not the first time the latest Piff has had to deal with DLEP. Even the two history-nuts can attest that it is horrendous.