#408 Slaps of Sense

April 12, 2024
Lacking sense? Get slapped!


Army of guards promptly lay down on the ground, as ordered by Sharpie the detective.
Sharpie: “Change o’ plans! Protocol #3!”

The Aviatar, shining hero holding back the Beast Lord with a piece of cardboard, turn his head towards Sharpie, as some hypnotised guards approach him.
Sharpie: “Aviatar! I need those guys dehypnotised! Even for a sec!”

The Aviatar goes around slapping the hypnotised guards back into their senses. Beast Lord in the background, shaking their paw violently to get rid of the cardboard that is stuck in the claws.
Aviatar dodging and slapping hypnotised guards.
SFX: Slap slap slap

Sharpie stands firm and gives more orders to the newly-slapped guards.
Sharpie, thinking: “Slappin’ ‘em again actually works, huh? Of all the things we don’t have a protocol for...”
Sharpie: “Protocol #3! Protocol #3!”

“Hello. Did you know you can be an official citizen of Buffet?”

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Stygian Lord

Stygian Lord says:

Protocol #3, as you can tell by its low number, is one of the quintessential protocols.

It means “Lay down on the ground.”