#211 The AscentJuly 10, 2020
*images of chickens climbing a wall and one falling back down*
Superb reporting, assistant reporter Cacko!
This calls for a promotion!
Turns out the villagers are really good with their hands (feet? toes?). We managed to commission a “Cacko stamp” from one of them!
While Cacko was down reporting, we crafted an official reporting certificate for her. It ensures her complete freedom to report and should keep her from legal trouble.
The backside contains our contact information, so if she ever manages to get lost, people can return her to us.