#465 Canvas Is Up
May 16, 2025
Transcript
Three guards hold up the roll of paper canvas; two on the sides, one in the middle behind the canvas for some reason. Soapstone the Scholar-Pioneer in the foreground.
Soapstone: Mmm. It’s a bit crooked, but it’ll suffice.
Assistant Rapakivi adjusts a runic tablet in place, to project an image onto the canvas. Soapstone starts their presentation.
Soapstone: Dear listeners, due to reasons beyond our powers, you’ve been selected from among simplefolk to this historical event…
Rapakivi: I’m calibrating
View zooms into the projection, showing a long, long presentation title.
Soapstone: …spanning cooperation between the Highly Esteemed Peers and you unschooled ninnies.
Presentation title: History and Potential Risks of a Magnitute 1000.0 (Very Very Very Big) Threat in Form of Magical Overefficiency in a Single Contained Personage (Simplified Edition, ver. 1.2.5)

Stygian Lord says:
It’s the first slide.
And there’s already a typo.