#455 Dire News
March 7, 2025
Transcript
The Aviatar stands, a magical repair hammer in his hand. He is tapping it on his tunic to make the scratch marks repair themselves. Sharpie the detective scratches his head in frustration.
Sharpie: My head hurts. Aviatar, what’s all this mean?
The Aviatar addresses Stygian Lord, who keeps sitting at the banquet table. Cacko keeps enjoying the food.
The Aviatar: Sit down? Why?
Stygian Lord: I bring dire news.
Low angle shot of Stygian Lord.
Stygian Lord: The crown has cracked.
The Aviatar freezes in place. Sharpie looks tired, not understanding the gravity of Stygian Lord's words.
The Aviatar: !
Sharpie: The fluff’re you on about?
Stygian Lord says:
Even though I asked the Aviatar to set up a banquet, this isn’t the time to be celebrating.
Big Sister says:
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