#534 Kip and Sty
September 11, 2026
Transcript
Guard 2: No one’s getting beaten! It’s just talking.
Kip: How dus that solve anyfing?
Sharpie: Kip, are you related to this guy?
Kip: Yup! He’s my onwy bro!
Young Stygian Lord: Kip, please don’t lie to the authorities.
Kip: Oops, sowwy! He’s my second bro!
Young Stygian Lord: Not that, Kip. I’m your cousin, not your brother.
Kip: But we in da same house. That makes you bro. Deaw with it.
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Stygian Lord says:
It helps being honest where it doesn’t hurt your case.