#528 Sharpie Receives a Snack

July 31, 2026
Receive snack (required). Observe snack (optional). Open snack (suggested). Eat snack (yum yum).

Transcript

Sharpie: Aren’t you breaking the Paper Rollers NDA by showing us what’s inside? This’ll get you fired.

Young Stygian Lord: Not necessarily. There is a no-see policy regarding the meals. As long as nobody sees the contents while you eat it, I won’t get into trouble.
Guard: Wait, that’s some kind of a top secret snack?! I wanna try it!

Young Stygian Lord: Do what you deem appropriate.
Guard: It’s almost snack time, too! C’mon! Sharpie?

Stygian Lord

Stygian Lord says:

Over the years I’ve learned that putting this much trust in people who were just arguing against you is not usually a working strategy.