#494 Sharpie Suggestions
December 5, 2025
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Sharpie: Lemme get this straight. Aviatar, ya have hundreds of things lyin’ around and that anti-magic crown was really the only thing that worked?
The Aviatar: For now. Yes.
Sharpie: Sure ya can't fix it?
The Aviatar: No…
Stygian Lord: We know the runes carved on it, but not the magic-attractants.
The Aviatar: I looked. For so long...
Sharpie: Tried any other angles? Teleport ‘im far away maybe?
The Aviatar: Tried. Walked back.
Sharpie: Muted ‘im?
The Aviatar: Used sign language.
Sharpie: Transformed ‘im to a derby?
The Aviatar: Honked spells.
Sharpie: Somethin’ non-honking? Stone?
The Aviatar: No.
Sharpie: Oh?
Stygian Lord: Because it is potentially lethal.
Sharpie: Right… What ’bout a tree then?
The Aviatar: Vibrated leaves.
Sharpie: Wha..?
Stygian Lord says:
Those are some nice ideas, Sharpie.
Too bad we’ve already thought about them.