#393 The Aviatar (CV)

December 29, 2023
Here stands the Aviatar. Here reads the good deeds he has accomplished.

Transcript

Shining, smiling hero, The Aviatar, takes a fighting stance with his gardening hoe.
Introduction text: ”The Aviatar
The Ultimate Fighter
Hero of the Realm
Saviour of Buffet
Traverser of Shrines
The Greatest Mediator
Solver of All Problems
Stopper of Floods
Bringer of Necessities
Owner of Magic Carpet
MVP of Boot Hurling
Conjurer of Cards
The Magic Missile
Best Summer Dancer
Friendliest Face (Honorary Award)
Preparer of Banquets
Inspirer of Stories
Simple Speaker
Redeemer of Items
Healthy Eater
Best Role Model
Doer of Right Things
Defeater of Twisted Lords
Conqueror of Puny Swamp
#1 Puppet Show Topic
Unbeatable
Surprise Light
Endless Pocket
The Big Helper
Task Master
Cold-Blooded Lava Walker
Homebringer
Goldiest Locks
No-Snorer
Fair Player
Most Known [illegible]”
Stygian Lord and his black-cloaked goons stand in silence as The Aviatar's introduction text fades out.

Stygian Lord

Stygian Lord says:

It’s not like the rest of us haven’t accomplished much.

But the Aviatar hardly does anything other than that.