#471 Petrifying Madness

June 27, 2025
On some days, you stop the madness. On some days, the madness stops you.

Transcript

Mad Lord: Cease your yapperings, you fence-loving hooligans! How dare you terminate the procession of the supreme chief of the Realm! Shut your bug-biters and become stone so your caustic stories will nevermore obstruct another soul!

Stygian Lord

Stygian Lord says:

One does not simply terminate the procession of the supreme chief of the Realm without consequences.

Meanwhile, the current Piff is blissfully unaware of the situation and eagerly craving for fan mail.

You know the address.