#518 Sharpie Remembers, Part 1

May 22, 2026
Sharpie remembers... something!

Transcript

Sharpie, narration: Where was I when he was a child? I was a fledgling detective...
Sharpie: Your testimony, please.

Hobo: Wha’ssa testimany?

Sharpie, narration: I was assigned to identify hobos posin’ as medians.
Sharpie: That’s what I thought.

Sharpie: Back to the Slums with you, hobo.
Sharpie, narration: It weren’t a tough job.

Stygian Lord

Stygian Lord says:

Back to the past.

To such a long time ago that Sharpie didn’t even have his signature accent yet.