#519 Sharpie Remembers, Part 2
May 29, 2026
Transcript
Sharpie: Your testimony, please.
Hobo: I tripped on a guy.
Sharpie: What was the guy doing?
Hobo: Uhh... sleeping on the ground?
Sharpie: It’s not Cannon Fodder Festival.
Hobo: ... What’s that?
Sharpie: Hobo.
Sharpie: Your testimony, please.
Hobo: I just like these raggy clothes. They remind me of me mum.
Sharpie: I don’t think so. You sneaked into the Outer City yesterday at noon, walked around looking into people’s homes, and failed to procure new clothes before getting caught.
Hobo: How do you know all that..?
Sharpie: Hobo.
Sharpie: Testimony, please.
Hobo: Chips, please!
Sharpie: Hobo.
Stygian Lord says:
Some of these explanations might actually work on many other detectives.
It’s almost like Sharpie has more than one pair of eyes.