#520 Sharpie Remembers, Part 3

Sharpie: Your testimony, please.
Hobo: I have a cermit... Certicca... An very important paper!
Hobo: You can’t do this! I know the Mogul!
Hobo: Chips, please!

Hobo: But I was told I could trade my cards for a permit.
Hobo: I took a sandbath! They’re great!
Hobo: Ask me mom. She told me I have that median look...
Hobo: I got a hat! Ain’t that enough proof?
Hobo: Chips pls pls pls pls plsplsplspls!

Hobo: I was pooped on! Multiple times! ‘Twas Malchezaar, the King of Pigeons! My eternal nemesis! Back in the day our paths would cross every quarternight and..!
Hobo: I was also pooped on. But it wasn’t Malchezaar, the King of Pigeons.
Hobo: CHIPS! PLEEEEASE!