#523 Young Stygian’s Testimony, Part 1
June 26, 2026
Transcript
Sharpie: sigh Your testimony, please.
Young Stygian Lord: I have a sound explanation for everything.
Sharpie: Sure.
Young Stygian Lord: I assure you I keep my face clean. However, today I tripped on a guy and fell into a puddle. Hence this stain.
Sharpie: Uh-huh. And what was the guy doing?
Young Stygian Lord: I’m not at liberty to answer that.
Young Stygian Lord: Also, I always wear two boots. But today a thing caused me to fly high into the air and lose one.
Sharpie: A thing?
Young Stygian Lord: Yes, a thing. I can’t elaborate.
Stygian Lord says:
And the lack of further elaboration will not end here.