#524 Young Stygian’s Testimony, Part 2

Young Stygian Lord: My shirt was completely fine until it was given back to me this morning. It’s the only one available at my size, so I had to make do.
Sharpie: Uh-huh. And the dirt on your shirt came from there too?

Young Stygian Lord: No, the dirt is a different thing.
Sharpie: What thing?
Young Stygian Lord: A highly confidential thing.
Sharpie: Heck the what?

Sharpie: And? Why are you on fire? Let me guess: top secret information?
Guard: Oh, that happened while I was dragging him here!
Young Stygian Lord: Precisely.
Sharpie: ... Irrelevant, then. You can put it out.