#331 Miracles of GlupOctober 21, 2022
Smugastut the guard is shouting in fury. He's tangling Sharpie the detective by his coat collar. A couple of other owl people in weird hats with long handles are approaching them with a mug and a cookie in hand.
Smugastut: “Glup?! GLUP?! What do you take us guards for?! You think this disappointment’s just going to disappear with that?!”
Smugastut puffs up even more in a fit of rage. Sharpie is calmly munching on a cookie. A hand holding a mug approaches Smugastut.
Smugastut: “MY STICK’S GONE! AGAIN! TUPLE’S HAT’S LOST! WE HAD TO REPLACE IT WITH A BUCKET! WHY IS THE BASEMENT FULL OF BUCKETS AND NOT SPARE HATS!? I’VE HAD IT WITH–”
Suddenly Smugastut falls silent and depuffs. He's looking at the mug that has appeared into his hand. Sharpie keeps on munching on a cookie.
Smugastut has put Sharpie down and is now happily sipping on the glup drink in the mug. Sharpie munches in silence while other guards in the background celebrate the drinks arriving in their hands.
Stygian Lord says:
The DLEP storage room is very magical.
It never has what you’re looking for.