#525 Young Stygian’s Testimony, Part 3
July 10, 2026
Transcript
Sharpie: Is that all, hobo?
Young Stygian Lord: I’m not a hobo. I assure you I only look like one because of a series of happenstances.
Young Stygian Lord: Despite having to omit certain trade secrets, I hope you can see I’m telling the truth.
Sharpie: Hmmmmmm...
Sharpie: You don’t happen to work at Paper Rollers, do you?
Young Stygian Lord: I’m... not allowed to say it out loud.
Sharpie: So that’s a “yes”.
Stygian Lord says:
The Paper Rollers Operationals are just a little bit strict about their trade.
And when I say a little bit strict, I mean “over half the workers exist just to design and implement how to keep very specific parts of their processes a secret”.